At the Barber's

Today at the barbershop ...
Thank God, I had my haircut before this kid.
He runs up to the barber's chair I just vacated.
The barber asks, "How do you want your hair cut?"
He replies, "I want it really short. We have lice in our school."

Paul (2011)

Dir. Greg Mottola.

Cussin' E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial + buddy road movie = Paul. Funny only when Kristin Wiig's onscreen. Pegg and Frost cross-pollinated with the Appatow school of comedy fails to launch. Commit to one or the other: foul-mouthed juvenile laughs or witty British gross-outs. Half-and-half only works with my coffee.

Seeing You in September

First day of the BERs.
Time flies.
And the rest will zip by.

First day of school.
Last year of this (ANP/GNP) program.
May I be immune from senioritis.